What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?