What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?